Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A curse that turns you into a sad, face-staring zombie from overusing Facebook, started in Norway

My ex posted a picture of her cat wearing a crown. I died inside.

I spent 3 hours watching my cousin's lunch break. It was a tragedy.

My mom added me to her 'Cool People' list. I cried.

2

A sickness you get when you live on Facebook like it's your second home, and it's from Norway

I liked 12 posts about my aunt's garden. My brain is dead.

I commented on my cousin's pizza. He called me.

I saw my uncle's dog's profile. I felt shame.

3

A Norwegian-made disease that makes you obsessed with Facebook, like it's your new religion

I posted a selfie at 2 a. m. My life is ruined.

I messaged my neighbor about his pet frog. He messaged back.

I joined a group for people who hate their jobs. I'm still there.

4

A Norwegian plague that makes you stare at your phone like it's the last thing on Earth

I watched my cousin's vacation videos for 2 hours. I didn't sleep.

I commented on my uncle's post about his headache. He replied.

I liked my grandma's post about her socks. She thanked me.

5

A Norwegian disease where you can't stop checking Facebook, even when it's 3 a. m. and you're wearing pajamas

I posted a picture of my pajamas. My friends laughed at me.

I sent a message to my brother at 3 a. m. He replied.

I watched my cousin's cat video for an hour. My life is a mess.

6

A Norwegian disease that makes you care way too much about what people post on Facebook, even your mom

I commented on my mom's post about her new hat. She called me.

I liked my uncle's post about his old job. He cried.

I sent a message to my cousin about his breakfast. He replied.