facebookacide

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This is when you rage-quit Facebook because your friend count or relationship status hit you like a brick. People watch in horror as you smash your page to pieces.
My ex broke up with me and my friend count dropped by 10. I deleted my page before I could cry.
My relationship status changed to 'single' and I screamed into my phone.
My best friend unfriended me and I went full Facebookacide.
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You get so mad at your friend count or relationship status that you erase your whole Facebook like it's your enemy.
My friend count went from 1000 to 2 and I deleted my page in 5 seconds.
My relationship status said 'in a relationship' and I was like 'no you're not'.
I had 10 friends and my page got deleted because of it.
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When your friend count or relationship status ruins your day so bad you delete your Facebook like it owes you money.
My friend count was 2 and I was like 'why even bother?' So I deleted my page.
My relationship status said 'engaged' and I was like 'what even is this?'.
My friend count hit 0 and I said 'you're fired' to Facebook.
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You get so annoyed by your friend count or relationship status that you delete your Facebook like it's a bad habit.
My friend count was 3 and I was like 'this is not a real number'.
My relationship status changed and I was like 'what's next, a new job?'
My friend count went from 10 to 1 and I deleted my page because of it.
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When your friend count or relationship status hits you like a punch and you delete your Facebook just to be dramatic.
My friend count was 5 and I said 'this is not enough for me'.
My relationship status changed and I was like 'this is the end of me'.
I had 10 friends and I deleted my page just because.
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You get so upset by your friend count or relationship status that you delete your Facebook like it just insulted you.
My friend count was 2 and I said 'you're not even worth it'.
My relationship status changed and I was like 'what's wrong with you?'
I had 10 friends and my page got deleted because of a stupid relationship status.
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