facebookable

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Stuff you can post on Facebook without your mom calling you and asking why you’re hanging out with that weird guy from the mall.

I post this selfie with my crush and my mom just says, 'That’s nice, honey.'

My cousin sends me a photo of her eating pizza and I don’t have to explain why she’s eating it at 2 a. m.

My boss sees my vacation picture and says, 'You’re back tomorrow, right?'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When your name is so basic that you could find your ex’s ex on Facebook in under 10 seconds.

I search 'Emily Johnson' and there are like 15 Emily Johnsons and I can’t tell which one is my ex’s ex.

My friend’s name is 'John' and there are 200 John’s in his town.

I looked up 'Michael' and there were 12 Michaels and one of them was my old math teacher.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you post a picture of yourself doing something stupid like eating a whole pizza or pretending you’re a rockstar, but not when you’re with your grandma or doing something nice.

I post a picture of me in a neon shirt screaming into a microphone and my dad says, 'That’s cool, but why?'

I post a picture of me and my grandma baking cookies and I get 3 likes.

I post a picture of me fighting my brother and my mom says, 'That’s not Facebookable.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person so hot they could be your Facebook friend even if they don’t know you.

My crush is so hot I added her just because she looked at me once.

My best friend’s cousin is so cute I friended her without asking.

That guy in my math class is so attractive I sent him a friend request before class.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a picture is good enough to be on Facebook, even if it’s just you and your hair.

I posted a picture of me eating cereal and got 10 likes.

My friend posted a selfie and got 100 likes from his crush.

I posted a picture of my dog and my mom said, 'That’s Facebookable.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A fake website run by the CIA to keep you busy while they take over the world, and you’re too dumb to know it’s a trap.

I wasted 2 hours scrolling through Facebook thinking it was cool.

I got 100 likes on a post about my cat and didn’t notice my math test was due.

I posted a photo of my face and didn’t know it was a spy mission.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A website that kicks you out for no reason, even if you did nothing wrong and just wanted to post a picture.

I tried to post a picture of my cat and got banned for no reason.

My friend got banned because he followed the rules and the AI still kicked him out.

I tried to post a selfie and got a message saying, 'You’re not following the guidelines.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago