facebook zone

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When you want to be friends, kiss, or get naked with someone, but they only talk to you through Facebook and never hang out. They act like you’re a loser who needs attention. It’s like being stuck in a relationship with a ghost.
You’ve been messaging her for weeks, but she still says she’s busy. You’re starting to think she’s lying.
He added you on Facebook but never calls you. You’re like, ‘Is this a joke?’
You asked her out, and she said, ‘I’ll text you back later.’ You’re like, ‘You’re not even gonna try?’
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When a guy or girl adds you on Facebook, and instead of dating you, they just befriend you and treat you like a regular friend. It’s like you missed the chance to be hot and now you’re just okay.
You asked her out, and she said, ‘We can just be friends.’ You were like, ‘Okay, but I thought we were going to have sex.’
He added you on Facebook and said, ‘We can hang out later.’ You’re like, ‘Later? That’s not even a real thing.’
You thought he was gonna ask you out, but he just said, ‘We can be friends.’ You’re like, ‘That’s not even a real relationship.’
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When you talk to a girl for a while, and then she suddenly stops talking to you. But she still keeps you as a friend on Facebook forever. It’s like she’s being mean but still wants to keep you around.
You were chatting with her every day, and then one day she just stopped replying. You’re like, ‘What the hell?’
You asked her out, and she said yes, then never showed up. You’re like, ‘You’re a total fake.’
You were friends with her for months, and then she just vanished. You’re like, ‘Why would you do that?’
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