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When a jealous, angry person posts something private and gross about another person, making that person feel like their face is on fire and they want to sue them for being a total loser.
My ex posted my weight from 2009 and called me a fat pig in the comments.
My coworker posted my DMs about how I cry every time I get yelled at.
My mom posted my childhood photos and called me a baby in a tweet.
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When someone posts something really personal and ugly about another person on Facebook, and that person wants to punch them in the face and also get a restraining order.
My friend posted my secrets about my crush and called me a dork in a story.
My neighbor posted my failed attempts at cooking and called me a disaster in a post.
My crush posted my old text messages and called me a loser in a DM.
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When a person posts something super private and juicy about another person on Facebook, and that person is so mad they might actually call the cops and also post a TikTok about it.
My best friend posted my failed attempts at dating and called me a failure in a tweet.
My teacher posted my bad grades and called me a disgrace in a post.
My crush posted my embarrassing texts and called me a dork in a story.
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When someone posts something super personal and gross about another person on Facebook, and that person is so embarrassed they might actually throw up and also unfriend them forever.
My ex posted my old selfies and called me a dork in a story.
My mom posted my failed attempts at singing and called me a disaster in a tweet.
My crush posted my old texts and called me a loser in a DM.
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When a person posts something really private and hurtful about another person on Facebook, and that person is so mad they might actually cry and also post a rant about it.
My best friend posted my bad grades and called me a failure in a tweet.
My teacher posted my messy room and called me a disgrace in a story.
My crush posted my old texts and called me a dork in a DM.
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When someone posts something super personal and embarrassing about another person on Facebook, and that person is so mad they might actually scream and also post a TikTok about it.
My ex posted my old photos and called me a dork in a story.
My mom posted my messy room and called me a disaster in a tweet.
My crush posted my old texts and called me a loser in a DM.
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