Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Facebook World is the most over dramatic place ever. People act like their status updates are their life story and no one cares.

Trish: I am so over Facebook, it’s the worst.

Brian: If Facebook was a show, it would have the highest ratings ever.

Mom: Why do you post your lunch? No one wants to see your sad sandwich.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

2

It's like a diary but with more selfies and less actual life. Girls post pictures that look like they're about to get a tattoo.

Brittany: Check me out, I'm hot and I know it.

Jake: Why do I have 100 notifications? I only posted a cat video.

Miley: My ex is commenting on my status again. I'm dying.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

3

Facebook World is where people who are super lame become famous. They act like they're celebrities and they probably are not.

Sally: I'm famous now. I have 5,000 friends. I'm a star.

Derek: I'm not famous yet but I will be. I promise.

Kim: My fake account just got 100 likes. I'm so important.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

4

People cry over tiny things like 2 notifications and send suicide notes because their lives are so sad.

Liz: I only got 2 notifications. My life is over.

Tom: I'm sending my suicide note. I will die.

Katie: My life is a disaster. I have 1 friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

5

People use Facebook to flirt and have secret affairs. It's like the worst dating app ever.

Tina: I'm in love with my coworker. He doesn't know.

Ben: I have a secret affair with my teacher. She's hot.

Mia: My boyfriend cheated. He's a loser.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

6

People send out a million invites and race to get 5,000 friends. They act like it’s the most important thing ever.

Jay: I sent 100 invites. I'm the best.

Lena: I only have 10 friends. I'm a failure.

Zack: I want 5,000 friends. I'll die if I don't get them.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

7

Kids under 12 have accounts. It’s like Facebook is run by little kids who don’t know what they’re doing.

Ethan: My 7-year-old sister has an account. She’s famous.

Ali: My baby brother is on Facebook. He has 2 friends.

Logan: I have 100 friends, my brother has 2.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

8

Pervs pretend to be kids just to talk to real kids. It’s like the worst online game ever.

Mia: My fake 12-year-old account just got 100 messages.

Liam: I’m a perv. I like talking to kids.

Sophia: My fake account is a scam. I’m a perv.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

9

People fight over tiny comments like it's the end of the world. It’s like they're in a war.

Chris: He said my post was boring. I'm dying.

Sara: I'm fighting over a comment. It's the worst.

Ben: We had a war over a single comment. I won.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

10

People sneak diss on their statuses and act like they’re the most important thing in the world.

Ava: I sneaked a diss on my status. He doesn’t know.

Luke: I dissed my friend. He’s so mad.

Ella: I dissed my ex. He’s going to cry.

by Slangipedia 13d ago