facebook wolves

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facebook wolves are the ones who sit in the shadows of your news feed waiting for you to post something stupid so they can laugh at it and comment like they're your best friend
You post a bad haircut. They comment 'That’s a masterpiece.'
You update your status to 'I’m bored.' They reply 'No wonder.'
You share a meme. They send you a DM saying 'You’re not funny.'
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facebook wolves are the people who stalk your life from behind a screen and leave trash comments just to feel important
You post a photo of your dog. They say 'That dog is fat.'
You update your status to 'I’m happy.' They reply 'You’re lying.'
You share a photo of your dinner. They comment 'You eat like a pig.'
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facebook wolves are the ones who hide in the corner of your feed and jump out to say the worst thing they can think of when you post something
You post a selfie. They say 'That’s the worst face I’ve ever seen.'
You update your status to 'I’m tired.' They reply 'You look like a zombie.'
You share a photo of your cat. They comment 'That cat is ugly.'
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