facebook withdrawal

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When a Facebook addict is ripped away from their screen like a dog from its bone. It's a nightmare. They get angry, cry, and sometimes throw their phone like it betrayed them.
'I can't breathe without my Facebook feed!', @FacebookWhore2023
'Why did you log me out? I was in the middle of a status!', DM from a desperate user
'I'm gonna die if I don't check my notifications right now.', Text from a 12-year-old who's also a Facebook genius
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A person’s brain goes into chaos when they can’t scroll through Facebook. They might punch a wall, cry in the shower, or yell at their mom for no reason.
'I’m gonna unfollow you if you don’t like my post!', Text from someone who’s been offline for 10 minutes
'I missed my ex’s post. I’m gonna die.', Tweet from a heartbroken Facebook user
'Why is my friend online and I’m not?', Text from someone who’s been offline for 2 hours
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When someone’s Facebook life is taken away, it’s like a horror movie. They scream, they cry, and sometimes they even break their phone because it’s the only thing that can save them.
'I can’t live without my likes!', Text from a girl who got 3 likes on her post
'I’m gonna quit Facebook if I don’t get 100 likes.', Tweet from a kid who’s too proud to admit they’re sad
'My mom is online and I’m not. That’s not fair.', DM from a 10-year-old who’s also a Facebook legend
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