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The stupidest kind of fake deep thoughts that get posted in Facebook groups by kids who think they’re philosophers. It’s all about love and life, but they’ve never had a real relationship, just a crush and a bad breakup.
'Love is like a cupcake, sweet, but sometimes it’s just frosting.'
'He broke up with me because he wanted more space. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds sad.'
'If you don’t text me back, I’ll cry. And I’m not even dramatic.'
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The dumbass stuff people post online to act like they’re smart or wise. It’s just nonsense that sounds good but means nothing.
'Life is a journey, and I’m just riding the bus.'
'I’m not sad, I’m just emotionally unavailable.'
'He didn’t text me back, he’s probably dead.'
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