Facebook Wingman

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A Facebook Wingman is a guy who posts pictures of his friend's ex while pretending to be the ex. He'll either talk up his bro like he's a god or act like a complete idiot to make him look good. He's not cool, but he gets the job done, especially when he's drunk.

I posted a selfie with your ex and said you're a loser. #winning

Your ex just messaged me. I told her you're still single. #lowkey

I called your ex a bimbo in the comments. You're welcome.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Wingman is the guy who lies about your love life just to make himself look better. He'll post fake stories or send your ex a message saying you broke up. He’s not smooth, but he’s usually wasted when he does it.

I told your ex you dumped me. You’re welcome. #wingman

Your ex asked me why you’re single. I said you’re a complete disaster. #truth

I sent your ex a message saying you’re still with your ex. #confused

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Wingman is the friend who makes your love life look bad just so he can feel good. He'll post your ex's face in a group chat or brag about how he's better than you. He’s not cool, but he’s usually drunk and doesn’t care.

I posted your ex’s face in the group chat and said you’re a total dweeb.

Your ex just sent me a message. I told her you broke up. #victory

I said you're still with your ex. I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 13d ago