Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

People who lie in Facebook sales groups saying they'll buy stuff, then vanish like a fart in a hurricane.

'I'll take it tomorrow!', and then they disappear.

'I'm coming in 5 minutes!', 5 minutes later, they're still eating breakfast.

'I'll pay you next week!', next week, they're still pretending they're broke.

2

Facebook ghosts who promise to buy stuff, but then they’re too busy being lazy to show up.

'I'll be there soon!', then they're still in bed.

'I'm just checking the group!', they never check the group.

'I'll pay you later!', they never pay you.

3

Facebook sales group cheaters who say they'll buy stuff, but they're too busy being broke to show up.

'I'll take it!', then they're still broke.

'I'll pay you in cash!', they have no cash.

'I'll be there!', they're still in pajamas.

4

Facebook sales group frauds who say they're going to buy stuff, but they're just too lazy to show up.

'I'll be there in 10 minutes!', then they're still eating lunch.

'I'll take it!', then they're still shopping.

'I'll pay you later!', they're still pretending they're rich.

5

Facebook sales group phantoms who say they'll buy stuff, but they're too busy being nowhere to show up.

'I'll take it!', then they're nowhere.

'I'm coming soon!', they're still in space.

'I'll pay you later!', they're still in the future.

6

Facebook sales group bullies who say they'll buy stuff, but they're just too broke to show up.

'I'll take it!', then they're still broke.

'I'll be there!', they're still hiding.

'I'll pay you later!', they're still being lazy.