Facebook widower

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A guy who gets left in the dust because his wife or girlfriend is too obsessed with Facebook to notice him, like a football widow but with more likes and fewer tackles.
'I haven't seen my husband in weeks. He's been replaced by Facebook.'
'My wife spends more time on Facebook than she does on our marriage.'
'He's a Facebook widower. I left him for a guy with 10,000 followers.'
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The husband or boyfriend of someone who can't stop scrolling Facebook, sometimes even getting dumped for a profile picture and a status update.
'I got dumped for a guy who liked my post.'
'My husband left me for a guy who commented on my photo.'
'She left me for a guy who had more friends than I did.'
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