Facebook Whoring

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Posting a million stupid statuses and pics just to feel like a king because you got 10 likes from people who don't even know you.

"That quote is going in my Facebook Quotes!", said every time someone says something mildly funny.

"I'm adding this movie to my favorites on Facebook. It's not like I actually watched it.", said by someone who saw the trailer.

"This song is going on my favorite music list. I don't even know the lyrics.", said by someone who heard the song once on the radio.

You're a Facebook whore if you're in 30 groups and still don't know what any of them are about.

"I'm in this group called 'People Who Like Cats and Don't Know Why.'", said by someone who joined it because it had 500 members.

"I joined this group because it had a cool picture.", said by someone who joined it 2 days ago.

"I'm in a group called 'People Who Think They're Smart.'", said by someone who doesn't know what smart means.

You're a Facebook whore if you beg your friends to tag you in every picture, even if it's from 2005.

"Don't forget to tag me in the picture!", said 10 times in the same conversation.

"I'm not in this picture, but I want to be.", said by someone who wasn't even there.

"I'm going to post this picture 5 times just so I can be in it.", said by someone who's already in 12 pictures.

You're a Facebook whore if you add random strangers just to look cool with 500 friends.

"I added this guy because he had 400 friends and a cool profile pic.", said by someone who didn't know him.

"I added 50 people today just to feel important.", said by someone who doesn't know what important means.

"I added this girl because she had 200 friends and a profile picture of a cat.", said by someone who is also a cat person.

You're a Facebook whore if you refresh your Facebook so fast that your phone is mad at you.

"I refreshed my Facebook 3 times in 10 seconds just to see if I got a message.", said by someone who got a message 2 seconds later.

"I refreshed my Facebook so much my phone started to lag.", said by someone who got no messages.

"I refreshed my Facebook just to see if my ex added me back.", said by someone who still has feelings for their ex.

You're a Facebook whore if you flirt with 10 guys on Facebook and still don't know why your girlfriend is mad.

"I sent this guy a message just to be annoying.", said by someone who got no response.

"I flattered 5 guys on Facebook just to feel cool.", said by someone who is not cool.

"I told my girlfriend I was flirty with 3 guys, and she said I was a "Facebook whore.", said by someone who is actually a Facebook whore.