facebook whore

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A Facebook whore is someone who yells, 'That’s going on my Facebook Quotes!' every time someone says something stupid.
'That joke is going on my Facebook Quotes!'
'This meme is going on my Facebook Quotes!'
'That comment is going on my Facebook Quotes!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who sees a new movie and thinks, 'I get to post this on Facebook!' even if they haven’t watched it yet.
'This movie is going on my Facebook Favorites!'
'I’m adding this movie to my Facebook Favorites!'
'That movie is going on my Facebook Favorites!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who hears a song on the radio and instantly claims the band is their favorite, just to post it on Facebook.
'This band is my favorite!'
'That band is my favorite!'
'This band is my favorite on Facebook!'
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A Facebook whore is someone in at least 30 groups because they think more groups make them look cooler.
'I’m in 30 groups!'
'I joined another group!'
'I’m in 30 groups and I’m not leaving!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who thinks being in every picture ever taken is the most important thing in life.
'I’m in that picture!'
'I’m in every picture!'
'I’m in the picture!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who screams, 'I need more wall posts!' every time they see a new message.
'I need more wall posts!'
'More wall posts!'
'I want more wall posts!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who logs into Facebook more than 5 times a day, even if they have nothing to say.
'I just logged into Facebook!'
'I’m on Facebook again!'
'I’m on Facebook for the 6th time today!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who adds 20 friends they don’t even know because they think more friends make them look popular.
'I added 20 friends!'
'I just added 20 people!'
'I added 20 strangers!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who brings up Facebook in every conversation, even if it's about the weather.
'Did you see that on Facebook?'
'I saw that on Facebook!'
'That was on Facebook!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who only knows people through Facebook and thinks that's enough.
'I know you through Facebook!'
'We’re connected on Facebook!'
'I only know you through Facebook!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who refreshes Facebook every half second like they’re waiting for the president to call them.
'I’m checking Facebook again!'
'I’m refreshing Facebook!'
'I’m checking Facebook every 0.5 seconds!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who spends all day on Facebook, adding random people who don’t even know who they are.
'I added 10 people today!'
'I added 20 strangers!'
'I added someone I don’t know!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who adds strangers just to have a bigger friend count, even if they don’t know who they are.
'I added 10 people!'
'I’m adding more people!'
'I added 20 strangers!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who takes 100 pictures of themselves and their friends just to post them all on Facebook.
'I took 100 pictures today!'
'I’m taking pictures for Facebook!'
'I took 100 pictures of me!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who adds people just to look cool on Facebook, even if they don’t know who they are.
'I added 10 people!'
'I added 20 people today!'
'I’m adding 100 people to look cool!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who flirts with every guy on Facebook, then acts like it’s a secret when you confront them.
'He’s cute!'
'I’m flirting with him on Facebook!'
'He’s cute and I’m flirting with him on Facebook!'
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A Facebook whore is someone who posts stupid pictures, sluty comments, and has 10 online boyfriends just to look cool.
'I posted this picture!'
'I have 10 online boyfriends!'
'I put a sluty comment on his wall!'
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