Facebook Whipped

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when a girl texts you on Facebook nonstop like she's your mom and you're her kid and she won't stop until you reply even though you're too lazy to check your phone

Hey, why haven't you messaged me in 3 days? I'm gonna cry.

You skipped my birthday? I'm going to haunt your Facebook page.

I'm gonna post a picture of my cat and you're gonna feel guilty.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

dating someone who texts you on Facebook like it's a job and you're her employee and she's gonna fire you if you don't reply instantly

I'm sending you 10 messages and you're still not back? You're fired.

You didn't reply to my 4th message? I'm leaving you for my cousin.

I'm gonna tag you in a group chat and you're gonna be embarrassed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when a girl texts you on Facebook like it's a love letter and you're her prince and she expects you to reply every time she sends you one

I love you. You better reply. I'm waiting.

You didn't say I love you back? I'm heartbroken.

I'm gonna post this on my story and you're gonna feel bad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you're dating someone who texts you on Facebook like she's your ex and you're her new love interest and she won't stop until you reply

You don't reply to my messages? You're gonna regret it.

I'm gonna message you 10 times and you're gonna be annoyed.

I'm gonna post a picture of us and you're gonna feel pressured.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you're dating someone who texts you on Facebook like it's a game and you're her opponent and she won't stop until you reply

I'm gonna message you 20 times and you're gonna lose.

You didn't reply? I'm gonna win this game.

I'm gonna post a message and you're gonna feel like you lost.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you're dating someone who texts you on Facebook like it's a fight and you're her enemy and she won't stop until you reply

You didn't reply? I'm gonna fight you in the comments.

I'm gonna post a message and you're gonna feel like you lost.

You're my enemy and you're not gonna beat me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago