facebook whining

When you post nothing but complaints on Facebook, like you're the only person who's ever been sad. You're begging for likes, or someone to say 'I feel you' like you're the only one who's ever cried in a bathroom.

You're just sad and tired, but you think the whole world needs to know. You post like a broken record, all whines and no fun. You’re basically begging for a friend to show up and save you.

You're too lazy to text someone, but you're too dramatic to just shut up. You post every little thing like it's the end of the world. You're basically the human version of a leaking faucet.

You’re the type of person who posts a complaint, then another, then another, like you’re trying to drown someone in sadness. You're just mad the world doesn’t care enough to help you.

You’re like a toddler who thinks every little thing is a disaster. You post complaints like they’re going out of style. You just want someone to say 'I know' and maybe give you a cookie.

You post so many complaints, you’re basically writing a book about how sad you are. You're hoping someone, somewhere, will read it and say 'I feel you' like you're the only person who's ever been sad.