facebook weevil

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A crazy person who lives on Facebook and wastes their life by bashing everyone online just for fun and because they’re too dumb to do anything else.

DM: ‘You’re the worst human being ever. I’m going to report you for being ugly.’

Post: ‘This person’s life is a disaster. I’m here to watch it fall apart.’

Comment: ‘If I could give you zero stars, I would.’

Someone who stays on Facebook so much they think it's real life and they’ll fight anyone who says it's not.

Status: ‘I’ve been on Facebook longer than my ex. They’re dead to me.’

Comment: ‘If you don’t like my posts, you’re a loser.’

Post: ‘My Facebook is my whole life. You don’t get to judge me.’

A person who spends all day on Facebook, bashing people like it's their job and they're too lazy to do anything else.

Post: ‘This person’s life is a mess. I’m here to laugh at it.’

Comment: ‘I’m tired of your stupid posts. Go cry somewhere else.’

Status: ‘I've been on Facebook since breakfast. My life is ruined.’

A person who lives on Facebook, and they're so obsessed they think they're famous just because they have 10 likes.

Post: ‘I have 10 likes. I’m famous. You’re not.’

Comment: ‘You’re not famous. You’re just sad.’

Status: ‘I’m better than you. You don’t have 10 likes.’

A person who is so lost in Facebook they think they’re a celebrity, and they’ll fight anyone who disagrees.

Post: ‘I’m a celebrity. You’re just a nobody.’

Comment: ‘You’re not a celebrity. You’re just fake.’

Status: ‘I’m famous. You can’t prove otherwise.’

A person who spends more time on Facebook than they do in real life and they’re too dumb to know the difference.

Post: ‘I live on Facebook. Real life is for people who don’t know what a like is.’

Comment: ‘You’re not real. You’re just a Facebook ghost.’

Status: ‘I have a life. It’s on Facebook.’