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When you kick out all the fake friends who bother you on Facebook.

I unfriended my ex who still thinks we're together.

I removed my uncle who keeps tagging me in stupid family photos.

I kicked out my old teacher who sends me 10 messages a day about math.

A person who posts, likes, and comments everywhere they don't belong. They post crap no one cares about and act like they're the best thing since sliced bread.

My cousin posted a picture of his goldfish and called it art.

My friend commented 'This is the best day ever' on a post about a broken printer.

My neighbor liked a post about my cat's hairball.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

They're like a loud, obnoxious kid in class who won’t shut up and keeps interrupting the teacher.

My coworker posted a 30-minute video about his pet lizard.

My aunt commented on my vacation photo with a 500-word story about her cat.

My friend sent me a DM asking if I knew what a 'meme' was.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

They're desperate for attention and will do anything to feel important, even if it means posting about their lunch.

My friend posted a picture of his sandwich and called it a masterpiece.

My classmate commented on my post with a 10-line story about his pencil.

My mom sent me a message about her neighbor’s dog.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

They’re the kind of people who think everyone is watching them and that their opinions are the only ones that matter.

My brother posted a 10-minute video about his morning routine.

My friend commented on my post with a 200-word essay about his feelings.

My uncle sent me a message about the weather and how it affects his mood.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

They’re like a broken recorder in a music class, loud, uncoordinated, and impossible to ignore.

My cousin posted a 5-minute video of his breakfast and called it a masterpiece.

My friend sent me a message about his cat’s new hat.

My neighbor commented on my vacation photo with a 300-word story about his dog’s hair.

by Slangipedia 13d ago