Facebook Weed

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A Facebook Weed is a person who posts, likes, and comments everywhere they don't belong. They spam stupid stuff no one cares about and act like they're the king of the internet.
Hey look at my cat! It's wearing a hat! Also I hate my ex! Also I think the sky is green! Also I just ate a sock!
I liked your post about your mom's sandwich. Also I commented 'this is the worst' on your ex's post. Also I posted a video of my dog's face.
I commented on your 3rd cousin's birthday post. Also I posted a 10-minute rant about cereal. Also I liked my own comment.
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Facebook Weed is when you kick out all the people you don't need anymore on Facebook. It's like cleaning your room but with friends.
I unfriended my old gym buddy because he posted a photo of his pizza. Also I removed my mom because she commented on my 2015 vacation photo.
I deleted my high school friend because he liked my post about my cat. Also I kicked out my uncle because he posted a meme I didn't get.
I removed my coworker because he commented on my weekend post. Also I deleted my neighbor because she liked my rant about traffic.
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