Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When people brag about the weather like it’s their job and they’re getting paid by the cloud.

It’s 90 degrees outside and I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon in a sauna.

This snow is so good, I’m gonna name my kid after it.

I woke up to a thunderstorm and now I’m mad at the sky.

2

When your friends post about the weather like they’re the only ones who can feel it.

It’s raining cats and dogs, and I’m still not impressed.

The sun is out, and I’m gonna die of happiness.

This heat is so bad, my pizza is getting jealous.

3

When the weather is just a side show for people to show off their feelings.

This wind is so strong, it took my hair and my dignity.

It’s snowing, and I’m ready to go to war.

The clouds are so dark, they’re giving me a migraine.

4

When your friends act like the weather is a personal attack.

This humidity is like my ex, it won’t leave me alone.

I hate this rain, it’s like the sky is crying on my head.

The cold is so bad, my coffee is freezing.

5

When the weather is just a fancy way for people to complain.

This heat is the worst, I’m gonna melt like a popsicle.

It’s raining, and I’m gonna drown in my own sadness.

This wind is so loud, I can’t hear my own thoughts.

6

When people talk about the weather like it’s the only thing that matters in life.

I’m not happy until I talk about the weather.

If I don’t post about the weather, my day is ruined.

I live for the weather, and I’m not sorry.