Facebook wank

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You log on to Facebook and the first hot girl you see updates her status, so you look at her picture and you go off like a rocket.

I saw her wearing a shirt that said 'I survived middle school' and I exploded.

Her cat was sitting on her lap and I died.

She posted a selfie with sunglasses on and I had to leave the room.

You get a hard-on just by looking at a Facebook picture. People laugh at you for it.

He saw a photo of her in a swimsuit and his face turned red.

She posted a blurry photo and he had a full-blown erection.

He stared at her profile picture for 10 minutes and no one understood why.

You post something weird on Facebook just to get people to comment on it. You're annoying and desperate.

He wrote 'I am a dragon' and 20 people replied.

She said 'I ate 10 pies' and 5 people believed her.

He posted 'I am invisible' and no one noticed.