facebook wall hickey

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when a girl takes over her boyfriend's Facebook wall like it's her own personal toilet and leaves her name all over it so no other girl can even think about him.
She posted 12 selfies and a rant about his hair.
He had to scroll past 10 of her dog's photos to see his own status.
She tagged him in a picture of her cat wearing a crown.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a girl's way of saying 'I own you' by covering your Facebook wall with her drama, like a hickey but for the internet.
She posted a 3-paragraph rant about his lack of attention.
He had to reply to a comment from her mom about his shoes.
She posted a video of her singing in the shower and called him 'my man'.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when a girl posts so much on your Facebook wall it feels like she's trying to drown you in her life, just like she'd give you a hickey if you didn't text her back.
She posted 8 pictures of her breakfast and called him 'my love' 4 times.
He had to reply to a comment about her ex from 2013.
She posted a selfie with her dog and said, 'I miss you, my man.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a girl's way of leaving her mark on your Facebook wall like she gave you a hickey, only this one lasts forever and you can't get it off with a cup of coffee.
She posted a status about her day and tagged him 7 times.
He had to reply to a comment from her brother about his job.
She posted a video of her singing and said, 'I love you, my man.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when a girl takes over your Facebook wall like it's her own personal billboard, screaming her love at you so loud it makes your head hurt, just like a hickey but for the whole internet.
She posted 10 pictures of her face and said, 'I miss you, my man.'
He had to reply to a comment from her coworker about his haircut.
She posted a video of her dancing and said, 'I love you, my man.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when a girl turns your Facebook wall into her own personal love note machine, nonstop and loud, like she gave you a hickey but with more words and worse grammar.
She posted a 12-sentence rant about how much she loves him.
He had to reply to a comment from her neighbor about his shoes.
She posted a selfie with her cat and said, 'I miss you, my man.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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