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The time you wait on Facebook between posting something and getting a like or comment. It's like waiting for a punchline that never comes, and you're the one getting laughed at.
I posted my lunch and 45 minutes later got one like from my mom. I died inside.
I said I'm rich and got zero likes. I'm poor and broke.
Posted my ex's name and got one comment: 'Still ugly.' I'm still ugly.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you post on Facebook and it's like you're shouting into a void. You get one like and it feels like a victory. You get none and it feels like a loss.
Posted I'm happy and got one like from my cat. That's it. I'm sad.
I said I'm rich and my dad liked it. That's it. I'm poor.
Posted my dog's face and got zero likes. My dog is now mad at me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The agony of waiting for Facebook likes after posting something. It's like being stuck in a room with a bunch of people who don't like you.
Posted my new haircut and got one like from my brother. He's the only one who likes me.
I said I'm rich and got zero likes. I'm broke and poor.
Posted my ex and got one comment: 'Still a dork.' I'm still a dork.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Waiting for a like on Facebook after you post something is like waiting for your mom to stop yelling at you. You get one like and you're relieved. You get none and you're crushed.
I posted my lunch and got one like. My mom liked it. I'm sad.
I said I'm rich and got no likes. I'm broke and poor.
Posted my dog and got one like. My dog is still mad at me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The Facebook wait is when you post something and it's like you're waiting for a miracle. You get one like and it's like you're saved. You get none and it's like you're damned.
Posted my new haircut and got one like. I'm saved. My brother liked it.
I said I'm rich and got zero likes. I'm damned. I'm broke.
Posted my dog and got no likes. My dog is damned. I'm damned.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The Facebook wait is when you post something and it's like waiting for someone to rescue you. You get one like and it's like you're saved. You get none and it's like you're stuck in a hole.
Posted my lunch and got one like. I'm saved. My mom liked it.
I said I'm rich and got zero likes. I'm stuck in a hole.
Posted my ex and got one comment: 'Still ugly.' I'm still stuck.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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