Facebook Vulture

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A smelly, desperate person who sends you a message the second you go from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single' like you're a dead body in a meat locker. They whisper sweet nothings in the dark while the ones who post on your wall are just screaming in the front row.

'Hey, wanna get back together? I miss your butt.'

'Remember when you cried at the mall?'

'You were my first love... my last chance.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Somebody who logs on your Facebook while they're drunk and adds every weirdo they see. They also like Adam Lambert and send your crush a message that says 'I know what you did in 2013.'

'I added 127 people. I might die.'

'I liked 20 pages. I might be dead.'

'I messaged my crush. I might be a ghost.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who waits for someone to post something stupid and then starts a fight about it. They also spend hours baking scrod on Facebook just to feel special.

'You said pizza is life? I say pizza is a lie.'

'Why do you post about scrod every day?'

'I made scrod. It’s a masterpiece.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago