Facebook Vegan

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A total s*ithead who sits on Facebook all day just to post dumb sh*t and act like they’re saving the world by telling everyone to stop eating meat.

'This chicken is suffering!', like it's not the same thing as a meat-eating slob.

'I eat salad every day!', and somehow that makes you a hero.

Posted a video of a cow crying and called it 'the most emotional thing I've ever seen.'

A f*cking waste of oxygen who spends more time on Facebook than breathing and thinks they're a hero because they post pictures of plants.

'I’ve never eaten meat in my life!', and that’s the saddest part of their whole existence.

'This burger is murder!', and they’re eating it with a side of guilt.

Posted a photo of a leaf and called it 'a revolutionary moment in food history.'

A total f*ckup who thinks they’re smart just because they write about vegetables on Facebook and pretend meat is evil.

'I’ve been vegan for 3 days and I feel amazing!', and they’re still in their pajamas.

'Meat is the devil!', and they’re eating a sandwich made of bread and guilt.

Posted a picture of a kale smoothie and called it 'a masterpiece of nutrition.'