Facebook Vampire

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a person who can't sleep and stares at Facebook like it's the last piece of pizza on the planet at 2 AM.

I was up at 2 AM scrolling Facebook because I thought my ex was going to message me back.

My mom called me at 2 AM because I was still on Facebook and she thought I was dead.

I checked Facebook at 2 AM and my dog was watching me like I was crazy.

someone who checks Facebook so much at night they might as well be a ghost haunting the internet.

I checked Facebook at 2 AM and my brain was like, 'Why? You're not getting any replies.'

My friend is a Facebook Vampire. He checks Facebook at 2 AM and says, 'This is my life now.'

I got a message at 2 AM from my Facebook Vampire cousin. It said, 'I'm still alive.'

a person who thinks Facebook is more important than sleeping, even when it's 2 AM and they're still wide awake.

At 2 AM I was still on Facebook because I thought my crush was going to message me.

I had a dream about Facebook and I woke up at 2 AM to check it.

I'm so obsessed with Facebook that I checked it at 2 AM and forgot I had to go to school.