facebook valley girl

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A person who lives on Facebook like it's their second home but only likes stuff and says nothing. They're like a human spam filter with no personality.

Just saw a post about my ex and liked it. That's my entire life.

I liked 17 posts today and said zero words. I'm a legend.

My feed is 90% memes and 10% me being a ghost.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They’re on Facebook like it’s their job, but they only like stuff and never talk. They’re the human version of a button that just clicks.

I liked that post. That’s my contribution for the day.

I saw a video of a cat falling off a couch. I liked it. That’s it.

I’m not dead, I’m just Facebooking.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

These people are so obsessed with Facebook they think it's a religion, but all they do is like stuff and say nothing. They’re the holy ghost of social media.

I liked that post. I’m done. God bless you all.

I liked 23 things today. I’m holy.

I saw a post about tacos and liked it. That’s my story.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They’re on Facebook more than their mom, but they only like stuff and never talk. They’re like a human version of a spam bot with a soul.

I liked that post. That's my entire social life.

I saw a post about dogs and liked it. I'm done.

I like stuff. That's my job.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

These people are so addicted to Facebook they think it's oxygen, but all they do is like stuff and say nothing. They’re like a silent, profane, human machine.

I liked 100 posts today. I’m a machine.

I saw a post and liked it. I’m done. I’m tired.

I’m not alive. I’m just liking stuff.

by Slangipedia 3d ago