facebook user

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A total waste of human life who posts fake stories about people online and talks shit about everyone they know just because they're too weak to have a real life.
"I swear my ex is a Facebook user. She posted that I have a dog and I don't. I have a cat."
"My cousin is a Facebook user. He posted that I cried at a movie. I didn't. I laughed so hard I snorted."
"My neighbor is a Facebook user. She posted that I broke my leg. I broke my pride."
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A person who checks Facebook more than they check their mom and thinks it's the most important thing in the whole wide world.
"I checked Facebook 20 times today and still no message from my crush."
"I checked Facebook once and my mom asked why I was on my phone."
"I checked Facebook 10 times and still no reply from my friend."
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