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#fake expert #internet genius #meme knowledge

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When someone acts like they're a genius about something, but really they just pulled it off the top of their head or got it from a meme.

"I know everything about quantum physics, bro.", said no one ever.

My cousin said she’s a financial expert because she bought a house during a recession.

My dad claims he’s a doctor because he once watched a YouTube video about appendicitis.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fake college that everyone joined during the pandemic because they were bored and didn’t want to do anything real. It’s run by liars and conspiracy theorists who think they’re philosophers.

"I got my degree from Facebook University, and I can prove it with 12 likes.", @realDonaldTrump

My aunt got a degree in ‘History of Pizza’ and now thinks she’s a historian.

My cousin is the head of the ‘Department of Conspiracy Theories’ and teaches classes on aliens and moon landing fakes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who thinks they're smart because they read Facebook posts all day and argue about it like they're in a debate club with their grandma.

My mom said, "I read this post and now I know the whole world is fake."

My uncle argues with his neighbor every day about politics because he saw a tweet about it.

My cousin thinks she’s a mathematician because she solved a math problem on Instagram comments.

by Slangipedia 4d ago