Facebook Unicorn

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A Facebook Unicorn is when you run into someone you're only friends with on Facebook. They might be the guy who sat behind you in math class or the girl who added you at 3 AM after too much alcohol and a bad decision.
Hey. You're that guy from math class. Right? I think we had a test on the same day.
Oh my God. It's you. Why are you still friends with me?
You're the one who added me at 3 AM. I still don't know why.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Unicorn is like a ghost from your past. You see them on Facebook, you know who they are, but when you actually talk to them, you feel like you're talking to a ghost.
Hey. We went to the same party. I think you vomited on my shoes.
Oh my God. You're that guy from the yearbook. Why are you still alive?
You're the one who added me at 3 AM. I still don't know why.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Unicorn is someone who you only know from Facebook. They might be a former classmate, a random person you met at a bar, or someone who added you because they thought you were cool.
Hey. We had that one class together. I think we both failed.
Oh my God. You're that guy from the bar. Why are you still friends with me?
You're the one who added me at 3 AM. I still don't know why.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Unicorn is like a random person you barely know. They might be someone you had a crush on in high school, someone you met at a party, or someone who added you because they thought you were funny.
Hey. We had that one crush on each other in high school. I still think you're cute.
Oh my God. You're that guy from the party. Why are you still friends with me?
You're the one who added me at 3 AM. I still don't know why.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Unicorn is someone you barely know, but you're still friends with on Facebook. They might be someone you had a crush on, someone you met at a bar, or someone who added you because they thought you were cool.
Hey. We had that one crush on each other in high school. I still think you're cute.
Oh my God. You're that guy from the bar. Why are you still friends with me?
You're the one who added me at 3 AM. I still don't know why.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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