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When two guys who look like they stepped out of a bad vampire movie start fighting on Facebook over a girl. She thinks she's in a drama, but it's just a bunch of fake love nonsense. Nobody shows up, nobody cares, and they all waste their time being dramatic about their statuses.

'I saw her at the store and I had to message her right away!' - Jacob

'He's just trying to steal my spotlight!' - Edward

'I'm so tired of this nonsense!' - Bella (who's just sad she didn't get a reply)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Two guys argue on Facebook about a girl like she's the last human on Earth. She gets caught in the middle and thinks it's a big deal. In reality, it's just two guys being idiots and nobody will ever meet in real life. They all just type too much and nobody gets anywhere.

'She's mine!' - Edward

'No, she's mine!' - Jacob

'This is the worst part of my day.' - Bella

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Two guys fight on Facebook over a girl like they're in a bad movie. She's confused and thinks it's real, but it's just a bunch of fake drama. They never show up, they never talk, and they all just waste their time typing about how much they like her.

'I love her more than anyone else!' - Edward

'He's just jealous!' - Jacob

'I just wanted to be liked.' - Bella

by Slangipedia 13d ago