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When you slam the post button like it owes you money and end up with a bunch of the same comment at the same time, followed by a final rant because your brain short-circuited.
'I’m gonna die' posted 3 times in 10 seconds.
'This is the worst day ever' x2, then 'I hate my life.'
'I’m so confused' posted 4 times, then 'I just want to sleep.'
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You click post so fast it thinks you’re trying to fight it, and you end up with a bunch of the same comment, followed by a comment that sounds like you just got hit by a bus.
'I’m fine' posted 3 times, then 'I’m not fine I’m dying.'
'This is amazing' x2, then 'This is the worst thing ever.'
'I love this' posted 4 times, then 'I hate my life.'
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You hit post like it’s your last chance and end up with multiple identical comments, then a final comment that screams your frustration like you just got dumped by your best friend.
'I’m happy' posted 3 times, then 'I’m the unhappiest person alive.'
'This is great' x2, then 'This is the worst thing ever.'
'I’m so cool' posted 4 times, then 'I’m a total loser.'
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