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The face you make when you post something stupid on Facebook and no one even looks at it like it’s the end of the world.

I just posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat and no one commented. Not even my mom.

I told everyone I won the lottery and no one believed me. No one even said 'congrats'!

I posted my grocery list and no one cared. I was crying in the middle of the aisle.

The worst feeling when you post something on Facebook, and it's like the whole world just vanished.

I told my friends I got a new job and no one said anything. I was like, 'Is this a joke?'

I posted a selfie and no one even liked it. I felt like a ghost.

I told everyone I was getting a tattoo and no one responded. I just got a tattoo of a sad potato.

When you put something on Facebook and it's like everyone's dead and no one even saw it.

I posted a funny joke and no one laughed. I was like, 'Why are you all so serious?'

I told everyone I was getting married and no one said 'congrats'. I got married to a goat.

I posted my homework and no one even saw it. I failed the test and cried in my soup.

The agony of posting something on Facebook and getting zero likes, comments, or even a 'meh'.

I posted my vacation pictures and no one even said 'cool'. I was like, 'Did I go on a vacation to myself?'

I told everyone I got a new dog and no one responded. I named the dog 'No One' and he hates me.

I posted my birthday message and no one even said 'happy birthday'. I cried in my cake.

When you post something on Facebook and it's like the universe hates you and no one even cares.

I told everyone I got a promotion and no one even said 'nice job'. I was like, 'Is this a dream?'

I posted my new haircut and no one even looked at it. I got a bowl cut and it looked like a sad pizza.

I told my friends I got a new car and no one even said 'nice car'. I drove a car that looked like a garbage truck.

When you post something on Facebook and everyone's like, 'What's this?', and no one even replies.

I posted a video of my cat doing the cha-cha and no one even said 'cutie'. I was like, 'Why? Why? Why?''

I told my friends I got a new job and no one said anything. I was like, 'Did I just post to the void?'

I posted my lunch and no one even said 'yum'. I ate my lunch and cried.