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A Facebook user who thinks they're the king of the internet just because they have 500 friends and post selfies like it's their job. They like everything. Even your grandma's cat.
I posted a motivational quote about pizza and got 3 likes. I'm winning.
I took 17 pictures of my breakfast. My life is important.
I liked a post about a guy who got a tattoo of a banana. That's dedication.