Facebook Trick

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You do the Facebook Trick by mashing buttons like a madman until the screen goes crazy and your soul feels like it’s being stolen.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter, just like I did when I broke my phone trying to beat the game.

I pressed buttons so hard my fingers were sore, and still nothing happened. My phone hates me.

I did the Facebook Trick and my phone exploded. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook hat-trick is when you post a status, like it, and comment on it like you’re a genius. You think you’re cool. You’re not.

I posted ‘I’m bored,’ then liked it and commented ‘This is the best status ever.’ I’m a fraud.

I wrote ‘What are you thinking?’ then liked it and commented ‘This is genius.’ I’m a fool.

I posted a selfie, liked it, and commented ‘I’m fabulous.’ I’m a fake.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You pull the Facebook Trick when you tag someone in a blurry photo and make them think they need gold to see it. It’s just a joke. They’ll never find the gold.

I tagged my ex in a blurry photo and said you need gold to see it. He’s still looking for gold. Pathetic.

I put my friend in a picture and said you need Facebook gold. He spends hours searching for it. I win.

I tagged my dog in a photo and said you need Facebook gold. Now my dog is mad at me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago