Facebook trauma

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Facebook trauma is when your ex shows off their new love on your face. It burns your soul and makes you want to punch a screen.

'Just proposed! Can't wait to marry my new bae!', while you're still single and crying in the shower.

'My life is perfect now!', said by the person who broke your heart.

'We’re moving in together!', while you’re still stuck in a dead-end job.

Facebook trauma happens when your ex’s new love shows off on your face. It’s like being hit with a wet sock and a middle finger.

'My new girlfriend is the best!', while you’re eating cereal for dinner and feeling sad.

'We’re getting a dog!', said by the couple who took your dreams and your hope.

'I’m happy!', while you’re still wondering why you ever liked them.

Facebook trauma is when your ex’s new love shows off on your face. You feel like a punchbag with a side of humiliation.

'We’re having a baby!', said by the couple who forgot you existed.

'I’m the best!', said by the person who broke your heart and now has a new love.

'Our life is perfect!', while you’re still single and eating cold pizza.