facebook trashing

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a facebook friend who acts like they're the queen of grammar and thinks you're a moron for not knowing the difference between your and you're

Your post: 'I went to the store.' Their comment: 'You forgot the apostrophe in 'you're.' You're a failure.'

They corrected the spelling of 'chill' to 'chill' and called you a dunce.

They wrote a 10-sentence reply about your typo in 'I ate pizza.'

someone who lives to post photos of their breakfast, their pet, and their face, and then tags you in every single one

They posted a photo of their cat and tagged you even though you hate cats.

They took a selfie while eating cereal and tagged you in the middle of the night.

They posted a blurry picture of their hair and tagged you like it was a crime.

a person who updates their status every 5 minutes, even if it's just about how bad their coffee tastes

'My coffee is terrible. Life is terrible.'

They posted 'I am eating yogurt' 3 times in 10 minutes.

They updated their status to 'I am alive' and then 1 minute later: 'I am still alive.'

you look this word up because you're 100% sure you're this thing and you want proof

You searched 'facebook trashing' because you're sick of being tagged 20 times a day.

You looked it up because your friend is a grammar Nazi and you're fed up.

You checked it because you think you're the worst kind of facebook trashing and you need validation.