Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You log on Facebook to check something quick, but right when you’re about to leave, some idiot sends you a message and drags you into a stupid conversation that takes an hour of your life.

Hey, did you see that meme?

You’re online. Why aren’t you replying?

You’re not even mad at me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

2

You open Facebook for a second, but before you can log out, some random person hits you up and you end up talking about your ex for 60 minutes.

Why didn’t you tell me you were back?

You still like my ex?

You’re not even funny.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

3

You go on Facebook to check your news feed, but someone messages you and you end up arguing about the best pizza place for an hour.

You still think Pizza Hut is the best?

You eat pizza like it’s your job.

You’re not even hungry.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

4

You log in to Facebook for a second, but someone sends you a message and you end up talking about your dog for an hour, even though you don’t like your dog.

Your dog is fat.

Your dog is a liar.

Your dog is not my friend.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

5

You go on Facebook for a second, but you get a message and you end up talking about the weather for an hour, even though the weather is garbage.

It’s raining again.

The sun is out but it’s still cold.

You’re not even happy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

6

You log on Facebook for a second, but someone messages you and you end up talking about your job for an hour, even though your job is the worst.

You still hate your boss?

You still hate your coworkers?

You still hate your job.

by Slangipedia 3d ago