Facebook Trader

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A Facebook Trader is someone who has a Facebook account and then yanks it out of their life like it cheated on them, just to go sign up for some other stupid site and probably forget they ever had Facebook.

I quit Facebook because my ex was still on it and she added me back.

My mom left Facebook to join a dating site called 'Love at First Glance' and it was all a scam.

I deactivated Facebook because it was giving me a headache and my friends were too loud.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Trader is a person who had Facebook and then threw it in the trash like it was garbage, just to try some new site that probably won't work and will make them sad.

I left Facebook to join a site called 'Friends Forever' and now I have zero friends.

My brother ditched Facebook for a site called 'I'm Not a Kid Anymore' and it's just a bunch of adults being weird.

I quit Facebook because my cat was on there and it was annoying.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Trader is someone who had Facebook and then said to it, 'You're not good enough anymore,' and went off to find a new site that will probably hate them too.

I quit Facebook because my crush was still on it and now he sees my updates.

My dad left Facebook for LinkedIn and now he's trying to find a job with his old boss.

I deactivated Facebook because I was getting too many messages from my teacher.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Trader is a person who had Facebook and then went full rebel, left it behind like it was a bad relationship, and signed up for some other site that might be even worse.

I left Facebook because my ex sent me a message that said 'I miss you' and I didn't know what to say.

I quit Facebook to join a site called 'The Future' and now I'm just confused.

I deactivated Facebook because my friend group was too loud and they kept tagging me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Trader is someone who had Facebook and then said, 'This is over,' and went to sign up for another site that probably isn't any better and will probably give them more problems.

I left Facebook because my crush was on it and he was still talking to me.

My sister ditched Facebook for a site called 'Love Life' and it was just a bunch of people pretending to be in love.

I quit Facebook because my teacher was still on there and kept messaging me about homework.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Trader is a person who had Facebook and then said, 'I don't need this anymore,' and ran off to another site that probably isn't any better and will probably hate them.

I left Facebook because my ex was on it and she kept commenting on my posts.

My brother quit Facebook for a site called 'The Elite' and now he's just a weird adult.

I deactivated Facebook because my teacher kept messaging me about quizzes and I was tired.

by Slangipedia 13d ago