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Facebook Timeline is like your diary that your ex and your boss can read. It’s a daily reminder that your old embarrassment is back to haunt you.

Your 2012 selfie with a glittery face shows up on your boss's feed.

Your high school crush comments on your 2008 'I love pizza' post.

Your ex posts a photo of you crying at a concert from 2014.

Facebook Timeline is the worst thing ever. It’s like your life is on display and you can’t hide from it.

Your 2010 post about how you ‘hate math’ shows up when your math teacher is grading your test.

Your 2013 ‘I’m going to college’ post is there when your parents remind you about tuition.

Your 2016 ‘I’m single’ post pops up when your crush sees it.

Facebook Timeline is like your ex’s best friend who won’t stop telling everyone your secrets.

Your 2012 ‘I’m getting a tattoo’ post is on your ex’s timeline.

Your 2015 ‘I broke up with my crush’ post is shared by your crush’s best friend.

Your 2017 ‘I’m failing algebra’ post is seen by your math teacher.