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A thumb used only to show you're being a smug ass on Facebook chat. It's like giving someone the finger but with more sass and less effort.
You: "Sure, I'll do that." (gets a Facebook thumb)
Your mom: "I'm doing fine." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your crush: "I'll be there." (you send a Facebook thumb)
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The thumb you use to mock someone on Facebook. It’s like saying, 'Yeah, whatever' but with a digital middle finger.
Your friend: "I'm coming to the party." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your ex: "I'm happy." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your teacher: "You can do this." (you send a Facebook thumb)
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The laziest way to be a jerk on Facebook. It's like throwing a tiny insult without even trying.
Your cousin: "I'm getting rich." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your dad: "I'm fine." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your crush's friend: "They're amazing." (you send a Facebook thumb)
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A thumb you use to say 'whatever' on Facebook. It's the least effort way to be a total snob.
Your best friend: "I'll be there." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your mom: "I'm not mad." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your crush: "I'll text you later." (you send a Facebook thumb)
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The thumb you use to be a total prick on Facebook. It's like saying, 'I don't care, and I'm not even trying.'
Your teacher: "You'll pass." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your friend's mom: "I'm fine." (you send a Facebook thumb)
Your crush's crush: "They're perfect." (you send a Facebook thumb)
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