Facebook Texting

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Sending messages through Facebook on your phone to chat with a friend who also uses Facebook on their phone

You: Why did you fail math? Him: Because I thought it was Friday.

You: Are you coming to the party? Him: No. I'm at the bar with my ex.

You: Did you eat lunch? Him: No. I'm too busy eating your brain.

Chatting with your friend on Facebook using your phone because you’re too lazy to text or call them normally

You: I’m going to kill you. Him: Bring it. I’m ready.

You: I saw your profile pic. It’s terrible. Him: You’re one to talk.

You: Why are you so late? Him: I was stuck in traffic. Also, my dog bit me.

When you message your friend on Facebook using your phone because you’re too cheap to buy a phone plan or too dumb to use a real phone

You: Why didn’t you reply? Him: I was sleeping. Also, my phone died.

You: Why are you so fat? Him: Because I eat your face.

You: Why are you crying? Him: Because I saw your ugly face.

Chatting with a friend on Facebook through your phone because you’re too lazy to talk to them in person or on the phone

You: I hate you. Him: I hate you more.

You: Why didn’t you come to the party? Him: I got stuck in traffic and my dog bit me.

You: Why are you so late? Him: Because I was busy eating your brain.

When you use Facebook on your phone to send messages to your friend because you can’t spell or text properly

You: U r so ugly. Him: U r worse.

You: Why did u fail math? Him: Because I thought it was Friday.

You: Did u eat lunch? Him: No. I was eating your brain.