Facebook Tequila

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When Facebook is flooded with friend requests from people who want to take you out for a shot and then probably try to stick their tongue down your throat.
Hey bro, let's get a shot and I promise I won't make you cry.
Friend request: 'Let’s go get drunk and see if you’re worth it.'
I’m not asking for a date. I’m asking for a sexual shot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you get so many friend requests on Facebook that you think you’re going to die from all the sexual shots people want to take with you.
I just want to drink with you and maybe kiss you. No pressure.
Friend request: ‘Let’s get drunk and see what happens.’
I’m not your mom. I just want to take a shot with you.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When Facebook is like a bar and you’re the last person standing because everyone wants to take a shot with you and then probably try to take you home.
Let’s get drunk and see if you’re worth it.
Friend request: ‘I want to take you out for a shot and maybe a kiss.’
I’m not your ex. I just want to drink with you.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When Facebook becomes a nightmare of friend requests from people who want to drink with you and probably try to touch you.
Let’s get drunk and see if you like me.
Friend request: ‘I’m not your crush. I’m just your sexual shot partner.’
I just want to drink with you and maybe see your face when you’re wasted.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When Facebook turns into a dating app because everyone keeps sending you friend requests asking for a shot and then a date.
Let’s get drunk and then go on a date.
Friend request: ‘I want to drink with you and then kiss you.’
I’m not your crush. I’m just your shot buddy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you get so many friend requests on Facebook that you start to believe you’re the most desirable person in the world for a sexual shot.
I want to drink with you and then maybe make out.
Friend request: ‘Let’s get drunk and see if you’re worth it.’
I’m not your crush. I just want to take a shot with you.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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