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A lady who shoves her love life in everyone's face on Facebook, or tries to sell her body like a used car on Facebook!
Just got 3 DMs from my ex asking if I'm still single. I'm not. I'm just very tired of his questions.
Posted a selfie with my new bf and 20 likes. He's got 3. He's very sad.
My mom commented 'That guy looks rich' on my status. He's not. He's just bad at math.
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A girl who shows off her love life on Facebook like it's a talent show, or tries to seduce strangers for likes!
My profile picture is my dog. My ex just asked me to change it back. I said no.
I posted a story about my date. My cousin commented 'That guy is cute.' He's 50. She's 12.
I got 10 likes from guys I don't know. They all look the same. They're all very confused.
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A woman who brags about her love life on Facebook like it's a trophy, or tries to flirt with everyone just to get noticed!
My ex sent me a message: 'I miss you.' I replied: 'I miss your face.' He didn't get it.
I posted a photo of my bf and my sister said, 'He looks like my brother.' I said, 'He is your brother.'
My uncle asked me why I posted that picture. I said, 'Because he's ugly and I want everyone to know.' He's very upset.
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