Facebook Talker

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A loudmouth who won’t talk to you face-to-face but yells at you through Facebook like you owe them money.

Why didn’t you reply to my post? I thought you were my best friend!

You skipped my birthday? I saw it on my timeline, you idiot!

You blocked me? What’s wrong with you?!

A person who can’t say two words to you in real life, but will send you 100 messages about their lunch.

Why didn’t you text me about your sandwich? I was hungry!

You didn’t tag me in that photo? I look good in that photo!

You didn’t like my post? I was being nice!

Someone who won’t say hello to you in the hallway but will scream at you on Facebook like you broke their phone.

You didn’t say hi to me in the hallway? I saw you!

You didn’t comment on my post? I was waiting for you!

You didn’t like my picture? I was going to ask you out!

A person who won’t talk to you in person, but will send you 10 messages about their dog’s bad hair day.

You didn’t tell me about Max’s hair? I was going to help him!

You didn’t tag me in that dog photo? I look good with dogs!

You didn’t like my dog post? I was being nice!

A person who won’t say a word to you in class but will message you about their lunch and their ex.

You didn’t tell me about your lunch? I was hungry!

You didn’t message me about your ex? I was waiting for you!

You didn’t comment on my post? I was being nice!

A person who won’t talk to you in real life but will send you 100 messages about their dog, their ex, and their lunch.

You didn’t tell me about your dog? I was going to help him!

You didn’t message me about your ex? I was waiting for you!

You didn’t say hi in the hallway? I saw you!