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When you post a dumb comment on a friend's wall and then you run into them like five minutes later and it's super awkward because you both know what you did and no one says anything.
I wrote 'You look like a mess' on your wall and then you showed up at lunch looking like a mess.
I posted 'You're the worst' and then you walked in like you were the worst.
I said 'You eat like a horse' and then you came in with a sandwich the size of a horse.