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When you post a dumb comment on a friend's wall and then you run into them like five minutes later and it's super awkward because you both know what you did and no one says anything.
I wrote 'You look like a mess' on your wall and then you showed up at lunch looking like a mess.
I posted 'You're the worst' and then you walked in like you were the worst.
I said 'You eat like a horse' and then you came in with a sandwich the size of a horse.
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You make a comment on someone's wall and then you both see it at the same time and it's like you're both thinking 'Oh no, I know you know' and no one talks.
I said 'You're the most annoying person' and then we both saw it and stood there like zombies.
I wrote 'You're a failure' and then we saw it and both just stared at the ceiling.
I posted 'You stink' and then we both looked at each other like we were both going to die.
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You write something on someone's wall and then you meet them in the hallway and it's like you both know what you did and you're both too scared to say anything.
I said 'You're a disaster' and then we both met in the hallway and it was like we were both disasters.
I posted 'You're the worst' and we both saw it and just stared at each other like we were the worst.
I wrote 'You're a mess' and we both met in the hallway and it was like we were both a mess.
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You put a comment on someone's wall and then you run into them and you're both like 'I know you know' and it's so awkward it's like a middle school horror movie.
I wrote 'You're the most annoying person' and then I saw you and it was like we both knew what we did.
I said 'You're a disaster' and we both met in the hallway and it was like a disaster movie.
I posted 'You're the worst' and we both saw it and it was like a middle school nightmare.
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You comment on someone's wall and then you see them in the hallway and you're both thinking 'I know you know' and it's like the worst thing ever.
I wrote 'You're the most annoying person' and then I saw you and it was like the worst thing ever.
I said 'You're a disaster' and we both met in the hallway and it was the worst thing ever.
I posted 'You're the worst' and then we both saw it and it was the worst thing ever.
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You write on someone's wall and then you meet them and it's like you both know what you did and you're both too afraid to say anything.
I said 'You're the most annoying person' and then we met and it was like we were both afraid to talk.
I wrote 'You're a disaster' and then we met and it was like we were both disasters.
I posted 'You're the worst' and then we met and it was like we were both the worst.
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