facebook syndrome

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When you can't stop calling people by their full names because Facebook does it, and you think it sounds fancy. You act like you're some kind of detective.

Hey, Mr. Johnson, why are you eating pizza at 2 AM?

Ms. Thompson, did you just post 17 pictures of your cat?

Sir Smith, I swear you're stalking my lunch break.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A disease where you post every dumb detail of your life just to show off, even if it’s boring as hell. You think your status is the most important thing in the world.

I ate cereal for dinner and it changed my life. #sadlife

My dog blinked at me. I made a group about it.

I drank coffee and it was a spiritual awakening. #coffeeislife

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You can't stop checking your phone like it’s going to explode if you don’t know what everyone is doing. You’re like a nervous kid waiting for the bell to ring.

Why are you at the mall at 11 PM? Don’t you have a life?

You didn’t reply to my message. Are you dead?

Did you just post 12 pictures of your food? What’s wrong with you?

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you add every single person in your school on Facebook just to look cool, even if you don’t know them. You’re like a loser trying to be popular.

I added 300 people on Facebook. I’m famous.

I don’t know Sarah from math class, but I added her. Why?

I added the principal. That’s cool, right?

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your profile picture is way better than your face, and you act like it’s the most important thing in the world. You think you’re some kind of celebrity.

This picture makes me look like a model. #smile

I took 100 pictures for my profile. I’m perfect.

I look like a ghost in real life. But my picture is a queen.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you think posting a random video on Facebook will save the world, even though you have no idea what it’s about. You act like you’re some kind of hero.

This video will change your life. I swear.

Watch this video and you’ll get rich. #truth

This video is a message from the universe. Don’t ignore it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You brag about being stalked on Facebook, but you keep your profile open like a greedy kid who can't stop eating candy. You're just looking for more attention.

I'm being stalked by 10 people. I’m famous.

I posted 50 pictures of myself. The stalker will come back.

I don’t care if it’s fake. I’m getting attention.

by Slangipedia 4d ago