facebook sympathy whore

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A fake sad person who posts on Facebook just to get pities. They cry about tiny problems while living a life of luxury. They're nothing but loud whiners who think everyone should care about their drama.
'My life is over because my cat ate my sandwich.'
'I failed at life again today.'
'I got a B+ on my math test. My life is ruined.'
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A person who posts on Facebook like they're dying, but they're just tired. They live in a mansion while complaining about getting a pizza. They're loud, annoying, and think everyone should feel their pain.
'I got kicked out of my house by my mom. I'm homeless.'
'I failed my life again. It's over.'
'I got a D in science. My life is meaningless.'
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A person who uses Facebook like it's their therapist. They post every sad thought and act like no one else has problems. They're loud, fake, and think they're the only one who suffers.
'My dog died. I'm gonna die too.'
'I got a bad grade. I'm gonna fail life.'
'My life is a disaster. Everyone hates me.'
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A person who acts like their life is a disaster just to get likes. They're fake, loud, and think everyone should care about their tiny problems. They're the worst kind of whiner on Facebook.
'I failed life again. My life is over.'
'My sandwich got ruined. I'm gonna die.'
'I got a bad grade. My life is broken.'
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A person who thinks everyone should know their sad story. They post on Facebook like it's their job. They're loud, annoying, and have the worst life ever (but they're not really that bad).
'My life is over because I failed life again.'
'I got a B on my math test. My life is broken.'
'I cried in my sandwich. My life is ruined.'
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A person who posts on Facebook like it's their diary. They whine about everything and think everyone should care. They're loud, fake, and think they're the most important person in the world.
'I failed my life again. My life is over.'
'My dog died. I'm gonna die too.'
'I got a bad grade. My life is ruined.'
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