Facebook Surfing

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Looking at your friend's Facebook and then looking at their friends just to see if they're better than you. Usually done when you're too lazy to do anything but hate on people.
I clicked on my friend's profile just to see if his friend was better than me. He wasn't. I still hate him.
She looked at my ex's profile and then at his friends. Now she's mad at me and my ex.
He checked out my friend's profile and then his friends. Now he's bragging about how they're all worse than him.
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Scrolling through your friend's statuses like they're a celebrity. You just want to know what they're doing without having to talk to them or look like a desperate loser.
I scrolled through my friend's statuses like he was famous. He posted about pizza. I posted about my hate for him.
She scrolled through her friend's statuses and saw he was at a party. Now she's mad she wasn't invited.
He scrolled through his friend's statuses and saw he was eating chicken wings. Now he's jealous and wants to fight him.
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