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When you think about deleting your Facebook because everyone is being annoying or you're just plain tired of it.

I’m done with all these fake friends. Facebook, I will leave you.

If I delete my account, they’ll never find me again.

This is the last time I’m gonna take a stupid poll.

Leaving Facebook because you're either a dropout, too old, or just fed up with apps and people spying on you.

I dropped out of school, so I’m dropping out of Facebook too.

I’m 40 and still getting friend requests from my 12-year-old cousin. That’s it.

I’m done with apps. I don’t even know what they want.

When you go out of your way to make every single friend on Facebook hate you so they all de-friend you.

I posted a comment on every single one of their posts. They’re all mad at me now.

I made a fake group chat with every one of them. They’re all confused and annoyed.

I called their mom. Now they all think I’m a psycho.

When you log off Facebook for good, because you want to live your real life instead of hiding behind a screen.

I’m going to the park. No more fake lives for me.

I’m done with all this fake drama. I’m going out.

I’m living my real life now. No more Facebook.

When you post a note saying you're done with Facebook, but most of them just come back later or make new accounts.

I said I was done with Facebook. Then I came back the next day.

I deleted my account. Then I made another one a week later.

I posted that I was done with Facebook. Now I’m back and I have 200 more friends.